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Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Examples Of Children's Parodies of "McDonalds Is Your Kind Of Place" (with geographic locations)


The Museum of Classic Chicago Television, Oct 12, 2017

Here's a really neat vintage McDonald's commercial from 1967!!

Look at that kooky logo! Marvel at how different the french fries looked back then! Imagine getting a napkin "as big as a bib"!  :-D

Features the snappy and catchy "Our Kind of Place" jingle with dixieland jazz type of music.  [note: the tune for the "McDonalds Is Your Kind Of Place" jingle is based on the African American Gospel song "Down By The Riverside" (Aint Gonna Study War No More)

Copyright (C) McDonald's Corp. 1967

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Edited by Azizi Powell

This  pancocojams post showcases a YouTube video of the 1967 commercial "McDonalds Is Our Kind Of Place" and presents the words to the jingle that is sung in that commercial.

This post also presents some online examples of children's parodies of the 1967 McDonalds jingle "McDonald's Is Your Kind Of Place" from states or regions of the United States as well as one example that was sung in Africa and two examples that were sung in Canada. 

The content of this post is presented for folkloric, historical, cultural, and entertainment purposes.

All copyrights remain with their owners.

Thanks to all those who were associated with this McDonalds commercial and all those who were associated with this commercial. thanks to the publisher of this video on YouTube and thanks to all those whose versions of this jingle are quoted in this pancocojams post.
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Click https://pancocojams.blogspot.com/2025/10/two-mcdonalds-handclap-rhymes-source.html for the very closely related October 3, 2025pancocojams post entitled "Revisiting Two McDonald's Jingles That Became Children's Recreational Rhymes : "Welcome To McDonalds & "McDonalds Is Your Kind Of Place".

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"MCDONALDS IS OUR KIND OF PLACE" (ORIGINAL WORDS TO THAT JINGLE)
"McDonald's is our kind of place.

It's such a happy place.

A hap hap happy place.  

A clean and snappy place.

McDonald's is our kind of place.

It's such a happy place

Your kind of place!." 


This is my transcription of videos of the original commercial that is embedded at the top of this pancocojams post.

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PANCOCOJAMS EDITOR'S NOTES ABOUT PARODIES OF THE "MCDONALDS IS OUR KIND OF PLACE" SONG
There are A LOT of examples of children's parodies of the 1967 McDonalds commercial jingle "McDonalds Is Our Kind Of Place". The examples in this pancocojams compilation are a very small subset of those parodies that are the only comments that I found online that include the commenters' geographical location. Almost all of these examples are from the United States. Two examples are from Canada and one is from Africa. 

All of these examples except one consists of complete versions of these parodies (October 28, 2025 and October 29, 2025. That one exception is a comment from a person from Canada saying that he remembered the version that another commenter shared.

In contrast to a later McDonald's commercial jingle "Welcome To McDonalds", I haven't come across any online mention of children performing any activity such as jumping rope or doing hand clap rhyme routines while they chanted "Welcome To McDonalds" parodies. 

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HOW EXAMPLES OF THESE PARODIES ARE PRESENTED IN THIS PANCOCOJAMS COMPILATION 
Although the mission of pancocojams is to focus on African American culture and other Black cultures throughout the world, the content of this post is presented because I love children's recreational compositions and often publish posts about this subject on this pancocojams blog. As such, I'm making no statements or implications about the race or ethnicity of the people sharing these examples of this parody

That said, I believe that it's highly likely that people of most racial/ethnic backgrounds in the United States chanted parodies of "McDonalds Is Your Kind Of Place" when they were popular in the late 1960s to the 1980s.

The examples in this compilation come from multiple websites. These websites are given in no particular order. In the cases of more than one example from a website, those examples are presented in the order that they are found in that website. Except for three parodies, all of these examples are from the United States. The examples that are the exception to this statement are from Canada and from "Africa". The relative lack of examples from nations other than the United States suggests that-prior to and even after the internet-this "McDonalds Is Your Kind Of Place" parody wasn't (isn't) scarcely known throughout the world.

In this pancocojams compilation, the parody examples are presented in alphabetical order based on the first letter of the state if the example comes from the United States or a nation if the example comes from Canada or from an un-named country in the continent of Africa. 

Examples in this compilation are numbered under each alphabetical entry.   

The following information is given underneath each example: the contributor's name if given; the date that the example was published on that website, and the hyperlink to the website where I retrieved the example's  website where I got that example. 

All of these examples are given "as is" (with no spelling or punctuation corrections)  

DISCLAIMER
This post doesn't mean to imply that these are the only children's parodies of "McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place" (or similar titles) that were (or "are") chanted in the geographical locations that are named in this compilation.

Furthermore, although I've read a number of comments online that indicated that the version of "McDonalds Is Your Kind Of Place" people knew was based on their region (i.e. where they lived) when they first started singing this parody.

I don't know that it's really true that people's versions of this parody depended (or depends) on where they lived. Even if that's true, another important factor probably was when they learned it, since versions likely changed in different decades. (This McDonalds commercial aired from 1967 to sometimes in the 1980s). *

Much more research needs to be done than my limited, informal online collecting from October 28, 2025 and October 29, 2025) to establish whether there are actual correlations between where people lived and  when they sang their versions of this parody.

*A number of commenters in various online discussion threads wrote that they had never heard of   "McDonalds Is Your Kind Of Place" commercial jingle or parodies. Often some other commenter responded that it depends on a person's age and that people under sixty years old wouldn't know it.     

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CHILDREN'S PARODY EXAMPLES OF "MCDONALDS IS YOUR KIND OF PLACE" (with geographic locations)

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Africa

1. One of my guy cousins (that lived in Africa as a missionary’s kid at the time) taught this to me back in the late 80s or early 90s:

McDonalds is my kind of place
Hamburgers in my face
French fries between my toes
Green pickles up my nose
Last time that I was there
they fried my underwear
(or they put ketchup in my hair)
McDonalds is my kind of place
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
(Whispered) Yeah!"
-Kristyn Reed, 2024

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C, D

California

1. McDonalds Is Your Kind of Place [title]
McDonald's is your kind of place
They serve you rattlesnakes
French fries between your toes
Hamburgers up your nose
The last time that I was there
They served my underwear
They served it medium rare
I told them I didn't care
(it was my dirty pair)

California, 1970s"
-https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1 "Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [given with that post's write-up]
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This was the only example in the main write-up of that post that was given with a geographical location. Some contributors in the comment section of that post included what state they lived in when they sung their version of this parodies. Those examples are included in this pancocojams compilation.

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Canada

1. "This was the version my mom taught us… and she swore she won a free meal at McD’s for singing it in the store:

 McDonald’s is my kinda place,
Beef burgers in your face,
French fries between your toes,
Dill pickles up your nose,
Red ketchup down your back,
I want my money back!!!
McDonald’s is my kind of place, my kind of place ! Ya!! 

We’re from Southwestern Ontario [Canada], 
https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1"Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [comment]

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2. "In 1975 or 76, I heard

McDonalds was your kind of place
Until we burned it down
We burned it to the ground
We even burned the clown
McDonalds was your kind of place.
-Anonymous, November 21, 2010, .https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1"Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [comment]

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Reply
"This is the one I've always sung. (In Canada) I guess maybe we don't have Rattlesnakes, and can't imagine throwing things in our face up here (grin)"
-Jeff Goebel, July 7, 2013 https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1"Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [comment]

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Connecticut

1.. "I’m from Ct and we sing the first four lines and then I’m not sure what comes next lol...
-Susan Ericson, 2023, 
https://www.facebook.com/groups/DoYouRememberThe90sand00sFanClub/posts/6820664034679131/ "We pretend it's the 1970s"
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Here's the first four lines from the version of this parody that Susan Ericson replied to:
"McDonald’s is your kind of place.
They serve you rattlesnakes.
Hamburgers up your nose.
French fries between your toes."

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E, F

Florida

1. "McDonalds is your kind of place,
hamburgers in your face,
pickles up your nose,
french fries between your toes,
and you know those chocolate shakes
come from polluted lakes,
McDonalds is your kind of place!


Coral Gables, FL, early to mid 1970s
-AnonymousJuly 22, 2012, https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1 "Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [comment]

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G, H

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I, J

Indiana

1. "McDonalds is your kind of place,
Hamburgers in your face,
French fries between your toes,
Dill pickles up your nose,
And don't forget those chocolate shakes,
They're made from rattle snakes!
McDonalds is your kind of place!

Central Indiana
-Anonymous, March 26, 2012, https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1 "Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [comment]

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M, N

Maine

1. "Maine version

McDonald’s is your kind of place they feed you snakes, they throw them in your face. They steal your license plates. McDonald’s is your kind of place. 😂"
-Kimberly Wick, November 2, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/SydneyGlennTV/posts/anyone-else-remember-the-mcdonalds-song-mcdonald-is-your-kind-of-place-they-feed/2397542200375302/ "anyone remember the mcdonald song mcdonald is your kind of place"?

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Massachusetts

1. "We (Boston northern 'burbs) had:

 McDonald's is my kind of place
hamburgers in your face
french fries go up your nose
pickles between your toes
McDonald's fish are still alive
You're lucky if you survive
McDonald's is my kind of place
-Safe-Statement-2231, 2025,
https://www.reddit.com/r/GenerationJones/comments/1jxhknr/mcdonalds_is_you_kind_of_place/ "Generation Jones: Comments; McDonalds Is Your Kind Of Place.

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Michigan

1. "1969 or 1970, UP Michigan, Kincheloe AFB.

 McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
Hot dogs up your nose
French fries between your toes
And don't forget those beautiful shakes
make from polluted lakes
McDonald's is your kind of place!
-David Myers, August 22, 2015, https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1 "Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [comment]

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Missouri

1. "McDonald's is your kind of place
hamburgers in your face
cram pickles up your nose
french fries between your toes
ketchup running down your back
I want my money back
before I have a heart attack, a heart attack!


St. Louis, 1980's"
-Anonymous, July 9, 2012, https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1 "Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [comment]

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New Jersey

1. I was just messing around with the first page of Rzewski's third North American Ballade "Down By The Riverside" and my dad leans over the steps and yells down "Hey, isn't that the McDonalds song?" I had always thought that the ballade was very familiar but I could never think of where I had heard it before. So I sang the song in my head and it bore a striking resemblance! For those of you who don't know what song I'm talking about, here are the lyrics:

McDonald's is my kind of place
They serve you rattlesnakes
Hamburgers up your nose
French fries between your toes
McDonald's is my kind of place
Last time I went there
They fried my underwear

McDonald's is your kind of place.
They serve you rattlesnakes,
throw milkshakes in your face,
they steal your parking place
McDonald's is your kind of place.
They put french-fries up your nose,
and pickles 'tween your toes.
McDonald's is your kind of place!

McDonald's is our kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries up your nose
Pickles between your toes
McDonald's is our kind of place
We want our money back
Before we have a heartattack


So is it me or was that song taken from Down By the Riverside?"
-https://forum.pianoworld.com/ubbthreads.php/topics/567010/rzewski-and-mcdonalds-song.html "Rzewski and McDonalds song?!", 08/31/08, Moorestown, NJ [comment]

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2. "McDonalds is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries up your nose
Milkshakes between your toes
Before you get your money back
You'll have a heart attack
McDonalds is your kind of place"
-Anonymous, March 26, 2012, South Jersey, 1970's,
https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1 "Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [comment]

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3."Seriously now..

McDonald's is your kind of place,
Hamburgers in your face,
french fries up your nose,
pickles between your toes,
and don't forget those tasty shakes,
they come from polluted lakes,
McDonald's is your kind of place!!!!!!


I had to say this to the attendant when I was a kid in the late 70's to win an iron-on for a t-shirt, in NJ!!!!!"
- JerseyGirl66, January 30, 2013, https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1 "Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [comment] 

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4.  "
All the kids at school are singing this:

McDonald’s is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face.
French fries up your nose,
Pickles between your toes.
Ketchup running down your back,
You’ll have a heart attack
Before you get your money back."
-Laurie Zodkoy Fox, September 26, 2023,
 https://www.facebook.com/groups/DoYouRememberThe90sand00sFanClub/posts/6820664034679131/ "We pretend its Still the 1970s"
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This Original Poster on this discussion thread shared that she is from New Jersey in response to a comment asking that question.

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New York

1. "I love this video. We sang this all the time in elementary school.
I grew up in NYC.
Our version was:

McDonald’s is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries up your nose
Pickles between your toes
And if you ever go there,
They’ll steal your underwear
McDonald’s is your kind of place"
-@scottnichols3685, 2025, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QKEy2p2tlk "McDonald's is your kind of place" published by Laura Kolesár-Roberts, Aug 25, 2008

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2. "McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French Fries up your nose
Pickles between your toes
Can I have my money back
Before I get a heart attack
McDonald's is the place to go!

Long Island mid 1970's"
-Anonymous, March 25, 2012, https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1 "Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [comment]

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3. "Upstate NY, circa 1970:

McDonalds was your kind of place
Til Carrolls burned it down
They burned it to the ground
They even burnt the clown
And don't forget those famous shakes
They're from polluted lakes


Carrolls was a fast food franchise headquartered in Syracuse in the 60s and 70s"
-.socorro, May 10, 2014,  https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1 "Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [comment]

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New York/New Jersey

1. So at the time, in the NY-NJ area any way, there was a rather subversive little ditty that went around the school playgrounds based on this very song. Kid being kids, right? "McDonald's is your kind of place, where they serve you rattlesnakes, French fries between your toes, hamburgers up your nose ... the last time I went there, they stole my underwear ... McDonald's is your kind of place".
-@thebull3206, 2022, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDvveIplhU8 "Here's a really neat vintage McDonald's commercial from 1967!!" published by The Museum of Classic Chicago Television, Oct 12, 2017

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O, P

Pennsylvania

1. "
Those of us who grew up in the 1970s in Philadelphia remember these alternate lyrics. I think there are many versions of this.

McDonald’s is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
Stuffed pickles up your nose
French fries between your toes
And ketchup running down your back
I want my money back
Before I have a heart attack"
-https://stevensscribble.wordpress.com/2019/06/24/a-clean-and-snappy-place/ "A Clean And Snappy Place?", published by stevenscribble, June 24, 2019

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Ohio

1. "1970's east central, Ohio.

McDonald's is my kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French Fries between you toes
Dill pickels up your nose

Ketchups runnin' down my back
I want my money back before I have a heart-attack!"
-Anonymous, July 28, 2011, https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1 "Playgroundverse "McDonalds Is Your Kind Of Place" [comment] ; 

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Oklahoma

1. "I remember that my dad taught me this version in the late 80s in Oklahoma (thanks Dad!):

 McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries up your nose
Pickles between your toes
Last time that I was there,
they french fried my underwear
McDonald's is your kind of place"
-Anonymous, December 23, 2011,
 https://playgroundverse.blogspot.com/2009/12/mcdonalds-is-your-kind-of-place.html?m=1"Playgroundverse: McDonalds is Your Kind Of Place?" [comment]

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S, T


Southern Region of the United States

1. "
McDonald’s is your kind of place.
They serve you rattlesnakes
Hamburgers up your nose.
French fries between your toes.
Last time I was up there
They fried my underwear
I wouldn’t go out of there
Cause my butt was bare…


That’s the southern version I
grew up with…."
-Robin Smith McIntosh, 2024, 
https://www.facebook.com/groups/DoYouRememberThe90sand00sFanClub/posts/6820664034679131/ "We pretend it's still the 1970s

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