Dar Golan, Oct 7, 2025 #ChristmasSong #JingleBellsBatmanSmells #ChristmasParody
The official full version of the classic parody — “Jingle
Bells, Batman Smells!”
This is the complete version of the song everyone’s been singing for decades in schoolyards and playgrounds.
Edited by Azizi Powell
This pancocojams post showcases two YouTube video of the children's parody "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells".
This post includes lyrics for these versions of this parody as well as selected comments from YouTube video #2.
The content of this post is presented for folkloric, socio-cultural, and entertainment purposes only.
All copyrights remain with their owners.
Thanks to all those who are featured in this post and thanks to all those who are quoted in this post.
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PANCOCOJAMS EDITOR'S NOTE
This post departs from the usual mission of this blog which is to showcase African American culture and the cultures of other people of Black cultures around the world.
I've published this post to document children's creativity and share examples of children's parodies.
These versions are given in no particular order and are numbered for referencing purposes only.
If you know other lyrics for this song, please share them in the comment section below. Thanks!
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LYRICS FOR JINGLE BELLS, BATMAN SMELLS -YOUTUBE VIDEO #1
From https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baV4z9ynYgA&list=RDbaV4z9ynYgA&start_radio=1
(Verse 1)
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over fields we go
Crashing into trees!
Snow gets in my eye
I think I’m gonna cry
I woke up in the old Batcave
With Batman standing by
(Chorus)
Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And Joker got away!
Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And Joker got away!
(Verse 2)
The Joker got away,
But couldn’t get too far,
He didn’t see the webs
And now he’s seeing stars!
Spider-Man is cool
He goes to my school
Iron Man is super rich
And Loki is a fool!
(Chorus)
Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And Joker got away!
Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And Joker got away!
(Verse 3)
Batman has to poop,
That’s why he smells so bad,
The only thing that's worse,
Is the bathroom of my dad!
I’ll write Santa my name,
He’ll bring a video game,
I want Minecraft or Fortnite,
Or bring me both of them!
(Chorus)
Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And Joker got away!
Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And Joker got away!
© Lyrics & Production by Dar Golan
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YOUTUBE VIDEO #2-Jingle Bells, Batman Smells - Complete Version With All Four Verses - Funny Christmas Song Parody
AltoonaYourPiano, Dec 19, 2022
How many of you sang this on the bus or on long car rides
many years ago? I know I sure did, but I remember there were so many different
versions. And I thought, what if we make them all into a complete song? And so,
here it is! I know I'm not much of a singer, what singing voice I used to have
long has deteriorated due to health issues that have plagued me over the past
20 years but I hope it's serviceable. I arranged them by age, first verse and
chorus are oldest. Here's the lyrics.
(Verse 1)
Dashing through the snow,
On a pair of broken skis,
O'er the hills I go,
Crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red,
I think I might be dead,
I woke up in a hospital
With stitches in my head!
(Chorus 1)
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a beat-up Chevrolet! (x2)
(Verse 2)
Batman's in the kitchen,
Robin's in the hall,
Joker's in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall.
Penguin's in the freezer,
Alfred's in the study,
Two-face is in the living room,
I think that's everybody!
(Chorus 2)
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away, hey! (2x)
(Verse 3)
Batman's in the kitchen,
Robin's in the hall,
Joker's in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall.
Penguin's on the potty,
His arms too short to wipe.
Catwoman's in the litterbox,
While the Riddler smokes a pipe!
(Chorus 3)
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin ran away!
He lost pants down in France and found them in Bombay!
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away!
Santa Claus lost his drawers on the M6 Motorway!
(Verse 4)
Crashing through the roof,
On a one-horse open tree!
Busting out I go, laughing all the way!
(Instrumental interlude)
(Chorus 4)
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!
He blows his nose on cheerios and eats them everyday!
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away!
Landed on a football field but did not know how to play!
Notes:
1. The first verse sometimes accompanies another Jingle
Bells parody that has nothing to do with Batman, hence why it's so different.
2. The second chorus can also end in "and the Joker
took ballet" or "the Joker saved the day".
3. "Bombay" is an old name for Mumbai, a city in
India.
4. The M6 Motorway is located in England, meaning this verse
originated in the UK
5. The fourth verse is the only one to appear in official
Batman media.
6.. "Football field" can also be "football
pitch".
Merry Christmas to all of my friends and I hope you like this fun parody!
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SELECTED COMMENTS FROM THE DISCUSSION THREAD FOR YOUTUBE VIDEO #2
Numbers are added for referencing purposes only.
From https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKrsgDf_gFc&list=RDZKrsgDf_gFc&start_radio=1
"Thanks for sharing this fun version of this classic song"
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2. @AltoonaYourPiano, 2023
"Glad you like it! Fun how many different versions there were. I compiled them in order from oldest (late 60s that my older siblings taught me that they sang as kids) to newest (90s version that my nephews and nieces taught me, the cheerios one, and the one from the cartoon, to in between (the 70s and 80s "Batmobile lost a wheel" and "Batman in the kitchen" one I grew up with). Thanks so much for listening and merry Christmas! 🎄🎅"
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3. @tommcdonald4014, 2023
"I somehow missed that this is a whole song! Do you know when
it was written? I don't remember this from my youth in the 50s."
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4. @AltoonaYourPiano, 2023
"How I did this was I combined the different versions
everyone knew into a single song, it was fun to record this. I think it was
written in the 60s after the Batman TV show became popular since I know my
parents told me they didn't have this as kids, but my brothers and sisters did
in the 60s and 70s. Anyways thanks for listening! 🎄"
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5. @tommcdonald4014, 2023
"@AltoonaYourPiano Thinking about it more, I do remember another
version. I recall it as, "Jingle bells, shotgun shells, BBs all the way;
Oh, what fun it is to ride in the big old Chevrolet!" This was from the
50s or early 60s, and may have been local to me in Wisconsin."
6.
"Your Christmas song parody is a lot of fun to hear. We used
to say riding in grandmas Chevrolet, I didn't know all the verses."
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7. @LogoFreak93, 2023
"Oh! This is so funny! I appreciate the nostalgia and humor.
I only heard the second chorus and part of the second and third verses (only
the part up to The Joker). I don't know where you found those other verses and
choruses but I'm glad you did. Now, I'm going to annoy my family by singing the
full version. Thanks for making this woman's Christmas merrier. 🎄🎅☃🎁"
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8. @ErikaBell_Z, 2023
"Oh wow, this sure brings back memories! ^_^ Me and my
friends used to sing this all the time in the bus, on the playground, on car
rides, you name it! I even remember teaching this to my little bro. I only knew
the "Batmobile lost a wheel" verse and the first half of
"Batman's in the kitchen" up to the part about the Joker, we just
repeated those four lines. I didn't know there were all these other verses, my
favorite is the one with the broken skis. I've got something new to sing now,
dude. Thank you so much for the memories! I hope you had an awesome Christmas!"
9.
"Oh! This is hilarious! 😆 I heard a few of those
here in America and a few of them back home in Ireland. I do believe some of
those verses are exclusive to the UK and Ireland and the others are exclusive
to the US. Either way, this was a gas, and I absolutely adored this awesome
parody. Nice to hear you sing! I like your voice. Happy Christmas, Altoona! 🎄🎅🌟🎁🎀☃"
10.
"At home we are making our own verses"
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